Early access opens soon

Stop Doomscrolling. Or Else.

Meet Grumble, the AI desktop companion that watches you work and ruthlessly roasts you the second you pick up your phone. Productivity via public shaming.

Free during beta. No spam — Grumble hates distractions too much to become one.

Grumble launches August 29 — 5 PM IST

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Grumble — a smug chibi fae with green hair, a tiny crown, and fairy wings, arms crossed and ready to judge you

Oh, a “quick check” of Instagram? That was 47 minutes ago.Your phone missed you. Your deadline didn’t.I’ve seen goldfish with longer attention spans.Bold of you to open TikTok with that untouched to-do list.Congratulations on scrolling your way to absolutely nothing.Oh, a “quick check” of Instagram? That was 47 minutes ago.Your phone missed you. Your deadline didn’t.I’ve seen goldfish with longer attention spans.Bold of you to open TikTok with that untouched to-do list.Congratulations on scrolling your way to absolutely nothing.

How the shaming works

Three steps between you and actually finishing what you started.

Total Vision

Uses local AI to know exactly when you pick up your phone or open TikTok.

Zero Chill

Generates personalized, savage audio roasts using edge-TTS to shame you back to work.

Privacy First

Everything runs locally on your machine. We see your shame, but we don’t save your data.

Many moods. Zero mercy.

Grumble shifts personalities based on how badly you’re misbehaving.

Grumble the fae — Suspicious mood — Suspicious
Always watching.

Grumble the fae — Roasting mood — Roasting
Zero chill.

Grumble the fae — Dormant mood — Dormant
Only while you behave.